Win the lotto, be evil!

[Clint]

So what evil trick would you love to do if you won tons of cash?

Example: Buy out every seat for a Kanye West concert, then show up an text the whole time.

Mine is buy the world's largest jig saw puzzle company, and remove one piece from each box before shipping.

 

[Kantucky]

Countless bombs to the brothers around here.

No bands- and no I'm not telling you what it is.... would drive people crazy I'm sure

 

[StogieNinja]

I'd buy Drew Estate, "fire" JD, and close the warehouse "for good", just to mess with folks. After that I'd take the special blends (UF-4, Ratzilla, A, Velvet, etc) and make them event-only releases... then only hand out one single stick per Drew Estate events based on competitors' willingness to do insane and ridiculous things.

 

[ATL]

I would bomb Brandon and Ara everyday for a year.

 

[mistaforty]

I would only use my powers for good

 

[rev.b]

I would bomb Brandon and Ara everyday for a year.

Hahahahaha nice!

 

[Smokerinnh]

A few people would come home to a tractor trailer load of smokes in their front yard! 😈

 

[Hoshneer]

I'd bribe the security guards at Drew Estate and spend the rest of my life rubbing my nipples against every cigar that goes out of the warehouse.

 

[Smokerinnh]

I'd bribe the security guards at Drew Estate and spend the rest of my life rubbing my nipples against every cigar that goes out of the warehouse.

I just spit soda all over the place reading this. Also root beer burns coming out your nose! Thanks for the laugh bro

 

[Clint]

Hmmmm.....I guess I should have made this a contest in order to get everyone's creative juices flowing

 

[mistaforty]

Hmmmm.....I guess I should have made this a contest in order to get everyone's creative juices flowing

If I had to do something I'd advertise the biggest jordan shoe midnight realease and then give everyone that showed up a fucking book to read. Again tho I guess that's good.

I'd build a battle wagon out of a dodge magnum rails spikes everything and run people off the road in the left lane texting and driving too slow...
Still good huh? I give up lol

 

[thejavaman]

I'd buy as big of a stake as I possibly could in Habanos, SA. :eyebrow:

 

[JDog]

If I won the lottery, I would first try to stay anonymous if that's possible. After seeing a tax expert before cashing in the ticket...

I would....

Invest it all! Is that evil enough?

 

[Jfire]

Hire a half dozen lawyers. If one doesn't think this lotto isn't going to bring out the crazies. Good luck.

 

[ENV]

Buy my local b&m entire inventory, turn the trunk of my car into a functioning humidor and drive to the fda make them try white owl grapes and hookah and then let them enjoy to quality anejos, opus, padrons, etc and get them to stop the dumb idea of regulating cigars

 

[skullnbones]

I'd buy Drew Estate, "fire" JD, and close the warehouse "for good", just to mess with folks. After that I'd take the special blends (UF-4, Ratzilla, A, Velvet, etc) and make them event-only releases... then only hand out one single stick per Drew Estate events based on competitors' willingness to do insane and ridiculous things.

 

[brandoncpm]

I would send Adam every Gurkha beast I could find. Not sure what i would do after I spent that $12.

 

[mdwest]

I'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..

Then silently skip town with the winnings

 

[ar2381]

I would send Adam every Gurkha beast I could find. Not sure what i would do after I spent that $12.

Hilarious

 

[ar2381]

I would donate enough money to the University Athletic Association to pay the buyout on Muschamp's contract, and fire his ass immediately.