Unofficial State Slogans

[sleepydoc]

Okay, I'll Start.....


Mississippi.......

Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

 

[Headbanger]

Crabs, you want em, welcome to Maryland!

 

[Greg]

Maryland: "We have crabs!"



EDIT:

"Headbanger has crabs!"

 

[Greg]

Beat me to it HB

 

[CWS]

California; smoke in Nevada

 

[mitchthephoneman]

And you guys thought I was gonna make a nasty remark......
Actually I like NJ......

Great Tomatoes, Cantelopes, Green Peppers, Blueberries, Peaches....

FYI, The 2006 Peach Crop in NJ was estimated at $75 million buckaroos.......

 

[Nate]

Arizona - It's a dry heat

 

[indyrob]

Indiana - where pot is still abundant and cheap

 

[Electric Sheep]

Texas - Where the Men are Men, and the Sheep are Scared

 

[DocLogic77]

Kentucky:

If you can't keep it in your pants
Keep it in the family

 

[Greg]

Kentucky: We rule by the Laws of Relativity.

 

[DocLogic77]

LOL that one took me a second fredneck.

 

[Greg]

It's all relative, as it were.

 

[Texas Cop]

Texas: We're not part of Mexico...yet...



drew

 

[Greg]

New York: The Yankees Suck!

 

[tedski]

California ... The Granola State.
Plenty of flakes, nuts and fruits!

 

[katietilley]

Florida:
where old people go to die

 

[katietilley]

Alaska:
freezing our asses off up here

 

[katietilley]

Hawaii:
YOU WISH you lived here

 

[CWS]

Nevada,
What happens here stays here, especially your money.