See, it's shit like this why I don't hang around drunk people, lol.
People say the darnedest things
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maybe they Should make a vitola with a couple round sections in the middle to look like the cigar was rolled in an intestinal tract.
no.. no they shouldn't.
LOL
Imagine.. "Have you tried the latest Man O' War Ruination in an Intestinal size?"
"Dude... Bro... I gotta a rad hookup for Cubans. I have, like, three boxes sitting on the shelf in my closet... Ready to go."
"Oh yeah? Just on your shelf? You don't think they ought to be in a humidor? That's cool. Where is this place?"
Its a store down town, called "Cuban Cigar Lounge. They have a giant walk in closet thing..."
"Do you need to have a password, or know someone?"
"No bro... You just walk right in."
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"Oh yeah? Just on your shelf? You don't think they ought to be in a humidor? That's cool. Where is this place?"
Its a store down town, called "Cuban Cigar Lounge. They have a giant walk in closet thing..."
"Do you need to have a password, or know someone?"
"No bro... You just walk right in."
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now thats funny.....
That's pretty cool
. I'd bomb granny with a fiver and tell her to chop 'em up for gramps.
You need to start slappin the shyt outta people
King Kill 33
BoM Dec '13
Can I help? Would love to. Or when people plug their nose and give you a look that could peel paint? C'mon. It's a cigar. And a damn good one at that!
KK33
The proper reply is, "well, have you ever seen a big, long WHITE thing?"
halel
Banned
Lol I was smoking a Flor de Las at a shop and these two girls come in looking for a cigar for an upcoming wedding. Both of them have their noses plugged and a "why are you doing that?!?" face... IM IN A F*CKING CIGAR LOUNGE!!!
After they find the cigars they want one girl says, "I'm going to the car, I can't stand this smoke." Like, really? What do you expect walking into a cigar shop?
After they find the cigars they want one girl says, "I'm going to the car, I can't stand this smoke." Like, really? What do you expect walking into a cigar shop?
ChefBoyRG54
BoM Sept '14 & BoY 2014
I was at a bachelor party smoking a stick. A guy asked me if it was any good...i said yes its delicious. He proceeds to say "can i smoke some?"
Lol, i immediately said no thinking he was joking...he wasn't hahaha
Lol, i immediately said no thinking he was joking...he wasn't hahaha
Someone taught me this response when I was deployed. I now use it everytime.
Smoking is bad for you.
"Ya well my grandpa lived to be 105"
Oh was he a smoker?
"No. But he knew how to mind his own fucking business"
Smoking is bad for you.
"Ya well my grandpa lived to be 105"
Oh was he a smoker?
"No. But he knew how to mind his own fucking business"
I literally laughed out loud best comeback yet can't wait to borrow this one!!
I'm using this starting now! I can't f*in wait
Amazing. Thank you for sharing. I'll be waiting for an opportunity to drop this one... Ha ha ha
I usually get funny looks cause I'm so young, or someone will actually tell me I look fun y smoking a cigar or cob cause of my age.
Last weekend I was at the park with my dog and was halfway through a diesel when this girl comes out of nowhere and lights up a cigarette and starts talking to me. She asks if it's a Cuban and I go tell her "no, it's a diesel, not all cigars are made in cuba". She ignored all the information I told her and just keep talking about how her mother smokes cubans. So I ask her what kind and she says "I don't know the brand, they're cherry flavored though". About an hour of her talking passes and I tell her I'm going home, and as I'm leaving she stops me and tells me she wants to take a picture to send her mom.
One that I get frequently when I'm smoking my cob is when teens will ask me if it's weed. Morons
Edit: I butchered the hell out of the spelling of flavored haha
Last weekend I was at the park with my dog and was halfway through a diesel when this girl comes out of nowhere and lights up a cigarette and starts talking to me. She asks if it's a Cuban and I go tell her "no, it's a diesel, not all cigars are made in cuba". She ignored all the information I told her and just keep talking about how her mother smokes cubans. So I ask her what kind and she says "I don't know the brand, they're cherry flavored though". About an hour of her talking passes and I tell her I'm going home, and as I'm leaving she stops me and tells me she wants to take a picture to send her mom.
One that I get frequently when I'm smoking my cob is when teens will ask me if it's weed. Morons
Edit: I butchered the hell out of the spelling of flavored haha
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Was she hot?
If you took the first post and reversed everything in it, that's what I experienced... And I found that strange.
Not so much what was said, so much as strange happenings, but I've found out that very strangely there is a large following of cigars in the Christian young adult group, especially at college ministry organizations. That was very strange for so many reasons. When it came became known that I was into them, it seemed as if other Christians had expected me to demo it.
Not so much what was said, so much as strange happenings, but I've found out that very strangely there is a large following of cigars in the Christian young adult group, especially at college ministry organizations. That was very strange for so many reasons. When it came became known that I was into them, it seemed as if other Christians had expected me to demo it.