Valentine's Day. She Just Doesn't Get It

[3/5King]

Next time tell her if she could stop and it's for a friend, then if later she questions you about it, blame one of us, we'll take the fall for YA.

 

[herfdog]

Blame me. I'm from Canada.

 

[CVAC085]

I told my girlfriend that I could use some cigars or another pipe for Valentine's day...her response was "your humidor is stocked as it is, so go smoke what you have already. Oh and why the hell do you need another pipe!? One's enough."

I needed some cream for that burn lol. I have to say I'm a lucky man because she is ok with me smoking my cigars and pipe now. Plus it's even sweet when she grabs a cigar and smokes with me!

 

[jonnylieberman]

I beg of you, sir. Stop texting with my wife.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Who invited you to this thread?

Come on Rob, anyone that knows you knows this.

Now, the real question is, which half are you missing?

 

[problemsolverjc]

Come on Rob, anyone that knows you knows this.

Now, the real question is, which half are you missing?

 

[Horseshoe]

This thread cracks me up. Women are like cigars, they get better with age. One might think this would be an acceptable line to tell a woman. My wife however, abruptly punched me, telling me, I was calling her old.

Lose lose.

 

[dscl]

Fuente

Rom beat me to it

Come on Rob, anyone that knows you knows this.

Now, the real question is, which half are you missing?

Just assume he's missing all of it

 

[Mr.Maduro]

This thread cracks me up. Women are like cigars, they get better with age. One might think this would be an acceptable line to tell a woman. My wife however, abruptly punched me, telling me, I was calling her old.
Lose lose.

I understand. I shaved my hair short to a level "1" a few years back. A lot of friends told me I looked younger. I then suggested to my wife she should go all "Sinead O'Connor". That flew like a brick

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Just assume he's missing all of it

Noted...

Also, there would be NO retaliation as he said it himself, he only has half... We, as kind, upstanding members of this cigar forum, cannot stand for a "half-count"

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

I understand. I shaved my hair short to a level "1" a few years back. A lot of friends told me I looked younger. I then suggested to my wife she should go all "Sinead O'Connor". That flew like a brick

I made a Sinead O'Connor reference and one of my Soldiers looked at me and said "Who's that".

 

[herfdog]

I made a Sinead O'Connor reference and one of my Soldiers looked at me and said "Who's that".

My 7 yrs old son had the exact same reaction...

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

You know, the more I think about it, why would Rob be sending out kissy faces with a lipstick kiss?

Rob? Is there something you're not telling us?

 

[rdomfoto]

All in all, it sounds like you got yourself a good woman.

I really do!

 

[Mr. Guy]

I made a Sinead O'Connor reference and one of my Soldiers looked at me and said "Who's that".

Maybe Susan Powter would have rung a bell?

 

[SeaGarr]

I really do!

My wife has played me like a fiddle. She never asks me if I have too many cigars. Hell, she buys me cigars! Now I am wondering why I have so many cigars that I'll never be able to smoke in a reasonable amount of time!

It's worse when you begin to question it then when they do. Believe me... fiddle I tell you... a bloody fiddle lol.

 

[dontWIZonme]

This thread cracks me up. Women are like cigars, they get better with age. One might think this would be an acceptable line to tell a woman. My wife however, abruptly punched me, telling me, I was calling her old.

Lose lose.

Yeah my wife is older than I am, so when my birthday comes sound she tries to talk shit and then re-realizes she's older and gets upset with how old she is.

 

[herfdog]

even when the lady is younger than you, ages in female years are older than ages in male years. sooooo.....

 

[jcolan1]

This is great. My wife is the same way, and I'm only in a 32qt tupperdore lol

 

[mmchugh84]

So after having a short discussion with Rob I found out he only has one Hemingway short story (half smoked) and though his ambition is fading he remains determined to collect the entire Fuente line......