How many times a day...

[ZippoGeek]

do you ash on yourself? I swear, it's at least twice for me. I don't need a flippin' ashtray; I am the ashtray. This is just in the last 5 minutes...



I'm always in search of the ever-elusive "perfect ash." And it always winds up on my lap. Or keyboard. How about everyone else...or am I the only slob here?

 

[Jaybird]

Yep your the only one..LOL

Cheers
Jay

 

[jasonsbeer]

Hmmm, yup, never had it happen.

 

[Mossome]

I've stopped chasing the awesome ash, and am now seeking the pristine lap instead.

 

[Clint]

Geez...Looks like you tipped over an ashtray!

 

[Mr. Guy]

Maybe you could develop some sort of garment that combines fashionable leg-wear with ash trays, call 'em "Ashless Chaps"!

 

[ZippoGeek]

Maybe you could develop some sort of garment that combines fashionable leg-wear with ash trays, call 'em "Ashless Chaps"!

That's a winner right there brother...laughed out loud!

 

[luckysaturn13]

I absolutely hate ashing on my laptop but the worse is when I get it on my smoking chair! My current smoking chair is the glider the better half picked out for the new baby Its in the garage because were trying to finish up the nursery

 

[tadpole]

Maybe you could develop some sort of garment that combines fashionable leg-wear with ash trays, call 'em "Ashless Chaps"!

you can wear them over your assless chaps!

 

[luckysaturn13]

that's alota chaps!

 

[Mr. Guy]

you can wear them over your assless chaps!

Oh no, nothing goes on over my as.... Wait, I mean, they could cover my what?

 

[herfdog]

No need for ashtrays.. just keep it on the stogie...

 

[NWSmoke]

I've had smoking sessions where I haven't made a single spec in the ashtray. The struggle is real my friends.

 

[Zigarro]

No need for ashtrays.. just keep it on the stogie...
Pushin yer luck?

 

[rdomfoto]

It only happens when I am wearing dark pants. Grey pants? Never.

:le sigh:

 

[Zigarro]

Wow yer such a slob!

 

[Zigarro]

Wow yer such a slob!

Anybody recall what movie that's from?

 

[XYRNTX]

I've had smoking sessions where I haven't made a single spec in the ashtray. The struggle is real my friends.

lol, happend to me the other day...not cool

 

[SeaGarr]

Wow yer such a slob!

What is, "Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

Or this:

But I can't recall what episode it was lol.

Oh - Maybe Animal House?

 

[Zigarro]

What is, "Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

Or this:

But I can't recall what episode it was lol.

Oh - Maybe Animal House?

Naw, I have a misty image in my head of a guy sayin it to a girl... oh well