You may be a BOTL when...

[mistaforty]

Ooo, had this happen last week;
The ups man tosses a box up to me on the porch, I look at the label and its for my neighbor so I stopped him and told him this was for the neighbor, he says " ah hell, it was the same size box as the cigars you get so I didnt even look at the label"

Hahahaha nice!

 

[XYRNTX]

Honestly, I have a hoarder type of personality. But I take care of the ones close to me. It is the booze, but this forum puts me in a giving mood. I have about a week till my 30 days....and unlike my normal goal to aquire. I can't wait to find someone noobier than myself and blow his porch to bits. I'll find him, he's out there.

niceeeeeeee....its what I did bro...all about sharing and getting others to try the goodness.....classy bro

 

[Preferido83]

Honestly, I have a hoarder type of personality. But I take care of the ones close to me. It is the booze, but this forum puts me in a giving mood. I have about a week till my 30 days....and unlike my normal goal to aquire. I can't wait to find someone noobier than myself and blow his porch to bits. I'll find him, he's out there.

I'm not one for charity or shameless self promotion but hi my names bill

 

[BenvolioMustDie]

My Mrs. referred to this forum as "that bolt thingy" yesterday, we haven't spoke since...

 

[oside]

...when you're at work (or home) and have to scroll past Spanky's avatar with a quickness.

 

[ZippoGeek]

You've got your credit card #, expiration date and 3-digit security code memorized better than your DOB.

 

[mistaforty]

You've got your credit card #, expiration date and 3-digit security code memorized better than your DOB.

 

[stin187]

You're on the forum on your phone while running your show for the night .... What I can multitask!

 

[Hoshneer]

When you have a hard time keeping real names and screen names in order. Just done this today....

 

[rdomfoto]

My son is 7 and pretty much since the day we brought him home from the hospital, the nightly routine is that we read to him (now he reads on his own), then lights out and we sing a few songs. Every night unless I am out for the evening or traveling.

You would be surprised at how well I can remember the words to various songs while flipping through Tap-a-Talk!!!!

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

I could have a bonfire with empty SFRs

 

[cgraunke]

I have a 55 gallon trash bag full of bubble wrap

I'm not the only one!

 

[cgraunke]

You've got your credit card #, expiration date and 3-digit security code memorized better than your DOB.

I'm there with ya'!

 

[TonyRome]

When your "friends" take an surprisingly glee with setting you up as a fall guy to get smacked around due to their shenanigans.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

When your "friends" take an surprisingly glee with setting you up as a fall guy to get smacked around due to their shenanigans.

You're so devious. Like five layers to your deception. Well played getting us blamed all the time

 

[Xavier Dredo]

Think I'm responsible for getting the site banned from the Ministry of Defence network. Might have spent a little bit too much work time here...

Surfing BOTL when you should be protecting Britain from Muggles?

 

[sean]

...when your friends in far off places no longer bat an eye when you ask them to send packages on your behalf with their return addresses on them.

 

[mmchugh84]

Your significant other tells you to get off "bottle" and pay attention to her, reply with an ALRIGHT!! (walks in bathroom to hide what he's doing)

 

[King Kill 33]

When you can name a friend in almost every state.

 

[mistaforty]

You have a white board or other office type of bulletin board to write on ...in your home but you call it HQ or bomb making space or something else ....and instead of task to do around the house, said board lists colorful names like ECB (highlighted), jmart, smoq, rev, or craig/Jesse (well some are colorful some are just names) SG55, or MDwest and he's not even a doctor etc etc etc to remain nameless