Family Guy Quotes

[jasontp]

As long as we're doing Ralph Wiggum. . . what are your favorite family guy quotes?

"I'm a sinner and God's a pervert" - Chris Griffin

 

[CaptainEvers]

Al Harrington: Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Wequapog!

 

[jasontp]

"That's right Mr. Giraffe get all the marmalade" - Stewie Griffin

 

[geoffrie]

"Help - I've just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement."
- Stewie running naked through the mall on a bet

"Nope just small"
- Later that scene when Brian is paying off the bet to a still naked Stewie, and commenting,"Must be really cold, huh?"

 

[jasontp]

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens. . . not after last time" - Peter

 

[CaptainEvers]

Black Knight: You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle!

Peter: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today ... only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.

 

[pharmgator]

giggidy, giggidy, giggidy

 

[thebigo]

I love stewie SEXY PARTY

 

[jasontp]

"Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off" - Peter

 

[caudio51]

I'm not drunk Louis. I'm just tired from a long day of drinking.

 

[thebigo]

Al Harrington: Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Wequapog!

I love how much energy he does it with and how quickly it goes...good stuff.

 

[jasontp]

"Oh Peter you tickle me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way I would say 'oh yeah that's nice'" - Cleveland

 

[jasontp]

Meg - Mayor West?

Mayor West - How do you know my language?

 

[CaptainEvers]

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

 

[jasontp]

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

:rofl: I love that one

 

[jasontp]

"A boat's a boat, but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!" - Peter

 

[caudio51]

Top for Family Guy Sunday!

 

[Greg]

Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.


Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.


[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

 

[derek]

Peter: Pictures speak louder then words, because some words are big and harder to understand

 

[Electric Sheep]