ChefBoyRG54
BoM Sept '14 & BoY 2014
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I'm watching "The Devil Wears Prada". For the fourth time... 
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Shawn and The Devil Wears Prada.I'm watching "The Devil Wears Prada". For the fourth time...
Sounds kinda like me with 500 Days of Summer. I have no shame in admitting I love that movie
That picture makes her look like the female joker.
PM me your address, I'll hook you up, I've got plenty!
squaresoft
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
I dunno if any of you have ever heard about Haribo sugarless gummibears, or the hilarity of the amazon reviews for them...but they are amazing. My buddy(saltandpepper) and I were reading them to eachother as we smoked earlier tonight and were laughing so hard our stomachs got cramped.
If you like ruptured anuses, these are your bears
I purchased these as I am an avid gummy bear eater. I started off with a handful. I waited for the delicious rush of sugar free gummy bears to wash upon my tongue, throat and gums. I followed that handful with another, then another. I ate 2/3 of the bag before realizing it was time to stop eating these succulent, devil bears. It wasn't until after lunch when the gummy fluids began to party with my mexican lunch that the true concern began.
I was sitting at my desk looking at my Bea Arthur photo collection when an explosion reminiscent of Chernobyl rocked my inner anus. I was able to mask the sound with a 3 hole punch, but could not mask the death that permeated my cubicle. Several coworkers fainted upon receiving the colorless, silent methane expulsion. My boss asked me to go home for the next few days. As I was packing up my Haribo Sugar Free Gummy bears, I felt my stomach lift off it's cradle as an f5 Crapnado ripped thru my stomach, upper and lower GI tract. I proceeded to turn my cubicle into a hazmat scene, tearing thru my trousers and actually began to shoot partially digested sugar free gummy bears across the office from my ass. Our office manager lost an eye, and several co-workers slipped in the gummy fecal slush. At some point I blew an O ring. Once the final bear was violently expelled from my bum, I began to feel better. As soon as I find another job, I would definitely purchase these bears again.
if you enjoyed this then it's worth time when you're bored to check other ones out: http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent&reviewerType=all_reviews&formatType=all_formats&filterByStar=all_stars&pageNumber=1
If you like ruptured anuses, these are your bears
I purchased these as I am an avid gummy bear eater. I started off with a handful. I waited for the delicious rush of sugar free gummy bears to wash upon my tongue, throat and gums. I followed that handful with another, then another. I ate 2/3 of the bag before realizing it was time to stop eating these succulent, devil bears. It wasn't until after lunch when the gummy fluids began to party with my mexican lunch that the true concern began.
I was sitting at my desk looking at my Bea Arthur photo collection when an explosion reminiscent of Chernobyl rocked my inner anus. I was able to mask the sound with a 3 hole punch, but could not mask the death that permeated my cubicle. Several coworkers fainted upon receiving the colorless, silent methane expulsion. My boss asked me to go home for the next few days. As I was packing up my Haribo Sugar Free Gummy bears, I felt my stomach lift off it's cradle as an f5 Crapnado ripped thru my stomach, upper and lower GI tract. I proceeded to turn my cubicle into a hazmat scene, tearing thru my trousers and actually began to shoot partially digested sugar free gummy bears across the office from my ass. Our office manager lost an eye, and several co-workers slipped in the gummy fecal slush. At some point I blew an O ring. Once the final bear was violently expelled from my bum, I began to feel better. As soon as I find another job, I would definitely purchase these bears again.
if you enjoyed this then it's worth time when you're bored to check other ones out: http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent&reviewerType=all_reviews&formatType=all_formats&filterByStar=all_stars&pageNumber=1
StogieFisher
Trolling troll is trolling.
I have gas
Ducttapegonewild
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I ran into my first ex-wife the other day, man, has she gotten fat, and old!
Anyhow, I haven't seen her in over 20 years, it took my current wife to point her out...
Anyhow, I haven't seen her in over 20 years, it took my current wife to point her out...
Did she say the same to you, Matt?
Ducttapegonewild
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She didn't say a damn thing to me.