Crowned Heads "Country Club"

[JonHuber]

BOTL - So....Mike Conder asked me to do some "non-flat-bill" caps--more traditional headwear (I call em 'old man hats').

So I thought, "what better old man hat than a 'Country Club' hat," right?? Which lead me to riffing off all those stale-old "Country Club Rules & Regulations" about 'proper attire,' 'smoking policies,' 'conduct'...blah blah blah. So I started posting the Crowned Heads version of 'Country Club Rules & Regulations' on our social media (Twitter / Instagram)...here's an example:


So I'm asking YOU--what would YOUR "Rules & Regulations" be for a Crowned Heads Country Club??? Post away...have fun! hahaha

Cheers.

Jon Huber
Crowned Heads

 

[JonHuber]

Here's another...


Cheers.

Jon Huber
Crowned Heads

 

[MyFathersKeeper]

Visible tattoos get your first drink comped.

 

[JonHuber]

MyFathersKeeper -


Jon Huber
Crowned Heads

 

[mwlabel]

The only vegetarian meal available is the front lawn.

 

[MyFathersKeeper]

MyFathersKeeper -


Jon Huber
Crowned Heads

Haha! Perfect. Great minds and all that...

 

[StogieNinja]

Sec 4.2 Rule 2b: Any member who shall complain to another member about his or her cigar smoke, or any member who shall ask another member to "please smoke elsewhere" shall be subject to disciplinary action up to and including termination of membership.

 

[StogieNinja]

Sec 2.6 Rule 2: Thou shalt not criticize another member for his cigar choice.

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

BYOB is perfectly acceptable.

 

[CeeGarOne]

Each charter member must sponsor a new member by introducing them to the brotherhood with a Las Calaveras and a story which bonds them into the brotherhood.


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[boltman]

Anyone caught without a cigar in hand shall be censored by the board. A second violation shall result in termination

 

[manbearpig]

While golfers are encouraged to carve your own path, we ask that the golf carts do not. Cart path only.

 

[Cigary43]

Suitable Cigar Headwear is encouraged. ..unsuitable Headwear will be burned and used as a Herf Lighting Pyre...

Those hats are so cool it automatically raises the cool factor 5 points . Where can I get me some?

 

[ckay]

Sick hat! Would love to buy one for the upcoming golf season!!

 

[teamrandr]

No man buns or any hipster hair cuts for hat matter.

 

[Stogie_Bear]

D-B-A-A.....bwahahahahaha

 

[Stogie_Bear]

All complaints, criticisms or suggestions of any kind relating to any of the operations of the Club must be in writing, signed and sent to hell in a hand basket.

 

[HIM*]

Any member unaware of who John Bonham is will be asked to leave while blaring the solo from Moby Dick.

 

[Stogie_Bear]

Bicycles, skates, skateboards, scooters or motorized scooters will be permitted to be ridden on the Club premises at any time.

 

[Stogie_Bear]

Cell phones must be placed on vibrate or turned off while seated in smoking & dining areas. Non compliance will result in a large bearded man snatching your device and stomping on it repeatedly.