What I Really Hate about Smoking Cigars is when...

[ZCigarGuy]

i'm smoking and a big ember falls from the Cigar and burns my $100.00 Vest

I go on Cbid with a budget of $70.00 and I place my bids early at ridiculous prices and figure that I'll lose most and I come back and I've won everything. $200.00 up in smoke.

That when I smoke at the park the wind always blows in the direction of the Tennis courts and I get flagged.

 

[zyxwvutsr]

First World Problems

 

[ritter6788]

 

[Pennywise827]

When I have an hour before I have to be somewhere, and I grab a stick Ive never had before and find out it is omfgthisisamazeballs.....and I have to let it go out and ruin our moment to go get a damned kid.

Relight and even tho I purged it tastes a bit like an ashtray.

 

[kit_luce]

I try to stack dimes on ash and drop 4inches on myself...

 

[Yakcraz]

My " friends" have sent me so damn many I can't decide what to smoke!!!

 

[driver]

1st off $100 vest. If your wearing a $100 vest why are you smoking budget cigars? Prioities man!!

 

[5280Nomad]

When I go to the lounge and people are being loud. I like to smoke cigars and relax. Loud sports fans really detract from the latter.

 

[ofmic3andm3n]

Waiting for the perfect day to enjoy a stick and it rains...

 

[CVAC085]

When you’re enjoying the hell out of a cigar and then need to put it down, only to return to it later and taste like total crap.


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[Pennywise827]

When you have a victory cigar ready to go, and your team loses to a field goal to end the game.

 

[VeLoRoK]

When I go to the lounge and people are being loud. I like to smoke cigars and relax. Loud sports fans really detract from the latter.

Sounds like somebody was at Cigars On 6th today

 

[Glassman]

When you have a victory cigar ready to go, and your team loses to a field goal to end the game.

That was probably @qpzmide at the end of the 16 GA TN game.... I've been looking for an hour and I still can't find the incredible vid of the final plays of that game...

 

[Boudie]

When the breeze changes and that big plum of smoke ends up in my eyes and down my lungs.

 

[Cigary43]

When you are outside smoking and you've had a lil bit too much to drink and you reach for your cigar in the ash tray and put the lit end into your mouth...wtf!!

 

[5280Nomad]

Sounds like somebody was at Cigars On 6th today

This time of year, it's basically every lounge. Luckily, I'm a locker member at a place that will stay open for members on the weekends. Last night, the lounge closed at 6, but we didn't leave until 11. A buddy and I have a good relationship with the shop manager and employees. We basically hung out talking to the two employees for a few hours.

A slight detour in topic, but that's what I love about cigar smoking. The people you can meet and make friends with.

 

[Frost]

My wife basically doesn’t speak to me all day and 5 minutes after I light up, suddenly she wants to be chatty Kathy which requires me to put down my smoke and go inside for one chore or another.

Or

I invite a buddy to go to the lounge with me and he shows up dressed like he just got off work at the Jiffy Lube

Or

As @5280Nomad accurately stated, I’ve survived my chore list, stopped by Target so my buddy can buy a grown up shirt to wear to the lounge and when you finally arrive, it’s so freaking noisy you have better luck carrying on a conversation in a bus station.

 

[bwhite220]

Oh man! I thought about this all day so here is my list:

• I hate when my cigar goes out.
• I hate when the B&M I'm at is lonely and I have the whole place to my self. And by "lonely" I mean "incredible".
• I hate how I'm simultaneously impressed and distrustful of the people who relight cigars.
• I hate how Monday mornings feel a lot like smoking a Rocky Patel.
• I hate how long it can take me to decide on a cigar - I'd be the first one out of the Hunger Games.
• I hate people who torch the crap out of their cigar when lighting it - they won't need a Halloween costume because they are already monsters.
• I hate that I look like a 6 year old on Christmas when a CC order arrives.
• I hate that when I say, "I'm going to go to bed" I can hear my humidor laughing at me.
• If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you a Gurkha, I'm sorry and I hate it for you.
• I think another good name for "Children" is "cigar time ruiners".
• "How can we take a delicious cigar and ruin it?" - Inventor of the Infused Cigar
• I feel like the other unforgivable sin is dipping your cigar in your drink.
• The difference between finishing a cigar and having to finish a cigar is like the difference between waking up from a nap and being woken up from a nap.
• I still haven't figured out a way to pronounce vitola in a way I'm comfortable with.
• No one has more misplaced confidence than guys smoking cigars larger than a 52 ring gauge.

 

[Glassman]

Oh man! I thought about this all day so here is my list:

• I hate when my cigar goes out.
• I hate when the B&M I'm at is lonely and I have the whole place to my self. And by "lonely" I mean "incredible".
• I hate how I'm simultaneously impressed and distrustful of the people who relight cigars.
• I hate how Monday mornings feel a lot like smoking a Rocky Patel.
• I hate how long it can take me to decide on a cigar - I'd be the first one out of the Hunger Games.
• I hate people who torch the crap out of their cigar when lighting it - they won't need a Halloween costume because they are already monsters.
• I hate that I look like a 6 year old on Christmas when a CC order arrives.
• I hate that when I say, "I'm going to go to bed" I can hear my humidor laughing at me.
• If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you a Gurkha, I'm sorry and I hate it for you.
• I think another good name for "Children" is "cigar time ruiners".
• "How can we take a delicious cigar and ruin it?" - Inventor of the Infused Cigar
• I feel like the other unforgivable sin is dipping your cigar in your drink.
• The difference between finishing a cigar and having to finish a cigar is like the difference between waking up from a nap and being woken up from a nap.
• I still haven't figured out a way to pronounce vitola in a way I'm comfortable with.
• No one has more misplaced confidence than guys smoking cigars larger than a 52 ring gauge.

Have I told you..

Lately..

That I love you?

 

[Blaze02]

Should have

Waiting for the perfect day to enjoy a stick and it rains...

came out to the lounge Saturday