Guess I'll take a whack at this, because why not?
Let's break it down:
What is the Conundrum Caligula cannot solve?
- Simple, how can he ride a horse across the sea. Or more specifically the Bay of Baiae (because it was part of a prophecy that annoyed him)
Next part:
"What I really meant is....I see you....Im offended...Im a horse on a mare"
- "I see you" translates directly into latin as "ergo".
- "I'm offended" could mean many things, but in this case I believe refers to Neptune. A god Caligula had issues with, and also the God both of the sea and of horses, who would certainly be be offended by Caligula riding one over the other in violation of prophesy.
- "I'm a horse on a mare". Mare is Latin for "sea". So the sentence translates simply to "I am a horse on a sea". The horse that Caligula eventually rode over the sea was named "Incitatus"
So the second clue is essentially "ergo Neptune Incitatus".
If you go to Neptune cigars (one of our site sponsors) and start to type Incitatus, the very topmost result (before suggestions vanish) is "Espinosa Las 6 Provincias"
Interesting side note, this an AJ Fernandez blend. Wes likes AJ, it was recommended to him by
@Glassman in his intro thread. In fact if you search for any posts about "AJ" or "Fernandez" posted by Wes, the ONLY thread that comes up is his intro thread.
Anyway,
if you search BOTL for "Espinosa Las 6 Provincias", only 2 threads in all of BOTL history come up: A recent NHIE from
@irratebass , and the pick up of the list by
@Unpossible_1 . While Doug did an outstanding job on Mickey's list, he did NOT get him that Espinosa Provinca.
So I'd say that Wes wants someone to send Mickey an Espinosa Las 6 Provincias.
OK,
@Pennywise827 How'd I do?