"Nebraska, the good life" Herf - June 8th - 10th
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smokem94
BoM Sept. 05
There are all kind of special events and games planned....you can't miss it....just a few:
George T Stagg chugging contest....winner gets a free nights stay in the hospital.
Clay Rising Memorial Wet Pink T-Shirt Contest....this is just wrong! (It's called the memorial because he will probably win the chugging contest)
The Headbanger/Fredneck Disco Dancing Contest......be sure to bring your best 70's outfits!
The AzSteelman Drunken Obstacle Course......There will be a maze and obstacles in a 1000 acre corn field. The first person to find their way out will get a free ride home (since it will probably be 1 week after the Herf)
The Todd Wascher gay drink making contest.......The winner is the person that can make the gayest drink out of the most expensive booze!
The JWRussell Poker Tournament.....winner is the first to figure out it's rigged and Jason is cheating.
The Smokem Goat Roping Competition....if we can't find goats, we are going to use the girls from Cigarros!
These are just an example of the festivities...so don't miss it you whining, excuse making pussies (there's and award in absentia for who we decide should of been here but didn't make it)...you DON'T want to win this one.
George T Stagg chugging contest....winner gets a free nights stay in the hospital.
Clay Rising Memorial Wet Pink T-Shirt Contest....this is just wrong! (It's called the memorial because he will probably win the chugging contest)
The Headbanger/Fredneck Disco Dancing Contest......be sure to bring your best 70's outfits!
The AzSteelman Drunken Obstacle Course......There will be a maze and obstacles in a 1000 acre corn field. The first person to find their way out will get a free ride home (since it will probably be 1 week after the Herf)
The Todd Wascher gay drink making contest.......The winner is the person that can make the gayest drink out of the most expensive booze!
The JWRussell Poker Tournament.....winner is the first to figure out it's rigged and Jason is cheating.
The Smokem Goat Roping Competition....if we can't find goats, we are going to use the girls from Cigarros!
These are just an example of the festivities...so don't miss it you whining, excuse making pussies (there's and award in absentia for who we decide should of been here but didn't make it)...you DON'T want to win this one.
No contest without the Headbanger there!
First off, I'm gonna have you chugg some Wild Turkey Russell's Reserve until you can spell my name right. :rofl: Second, I'm gonna have to knee-cap you for letting that secret out!smokem94 said:
smokem94
BoM Sept. 05
I forgot to add that Jeff Gordon will be the guest speaker at the luncheon......his topic: Does watching Nascar really make you stupid?
Don't miss it!
