I'd love to tell the whole story but it involves people & things I'd rather not say in a public forum. I will say something was taken "seriously" that was poked at them in fun.
I've checked on having labs in town run tests for make-up and to test KL, Heartfelt Beads, and Artsorb would run $125-175/test maybe more according to the lady I talked with and I don't have the funds for that.
I know KL works well for me and many others and some don't want it near their cigars, use what makes you comfortable.