Mitch
BOM 2/09-Keeper BOTtLe
This is as simple s it looks, its stolen from Jeff Foxworthys You might be a redneck
jokes and goes something like this:
If your humidor is temperature controlled, but your apartment isnt, you might be a BOTL.
If you have special printed bombing tubes with your name on it, you might be a BOTL.
If youve ever organized a charity collection for a brother in need or troops overseas, you might be a BOTL.
If your oldest cigar is older than your oldest child, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever violently killed a tobacco beetle, you might be a BOTL.
If your cigar store has you on speed dial, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever singed your eyebrow lighting what is left of your cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If your Christmas ornaments look like cigars, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever thrown up, looking at a man holding a birthday cake, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever met a stranger on vacation to share a cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If Share the Share makes sense to you, you might be a BOTL.
If getting a bomb in the mail makes your day, you might be a BOTL.
If Fidel Castro officially recognizes you as a sponsor, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever had a cigar cutter injury, you might be a BOTL.
If you own more than three coolers, you cant put ice in, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever gotten frost bite while smoking a cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever considered selling off some cigars to buy a car, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever gotten on an airplane to go to a HERF, you might be a BOTL.
If you can remember what cigar you smoked on your wedding day, but not the date, you might be a BOTL.
If your humidor is temperature controlled, but your apartment isnt, you might be a BOTL.
If you have special printed bombing tubes with your name on it, you might be a BOTL.
If youve ever organized a charity collection for a brother in need or troops overseas, you might be a BOTL.
If your oldest cigar is older than your oldest child, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever violently killed a tobacco beetle, you might be a BOTL.
If your cigar store has you on speed dial, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever singed your eyebrow lighting what is left of your cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If your Christmas ornaments look like cigars, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever thrown up, looking at a man holding a birthday cake, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever met a stranger on vacation to share a cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If Share the Share makes sense to you, you might be a BOTL.
If getting a bomb in the mail makes your day, you might be a BOTL.
If Fidel Castro officially recognizes you as a sponsor, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever had a cigar cutter injury, you might be a BOTL.
If you own more than three coolers, you cant put ice in, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever gotten frost bite while smoking a cigar, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever considered selling off some cigars to buy a car, you might be a BOTL.
If you have ever gotten on an airplane to go to a HERF, you might be a BOTL.
If you can remember what cigar you smoked on your wedding day, but not the date, you might be a BOTL.