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Alright. Now in the interest of full disclosure, It's been a while since I last stepped foot in a strip club. (Thank you so called best-man.) And unless a very good friend gets married it wont be any time soon before I am ever in one again. But tonight, I walked into our DFAC (Dining Facility) here in lovely Jalalabad and there was a band. Eventually the band got around to playing "Back In Black" by AC/DC. I looked at my team leader and said, "One of the greatest stripper songs ever."

So what do you think? What is your greatest stripper song ever?
 

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if you wanta go old school..... pour some sugar on me is a classic. but for now, almost anything by nickelback (they seem to just fit that bill) and one of my all time favorites, so hott by kid rock!
 

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Many, many, MANY years ago I have very distinct memories of a very fine lady all dressed in red doing an actual strip tease to "Red Sails in The Sunset". Made quite an impression.
 
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The all time worst song would have to be "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by Bloodhoung Gang. I was going to post the lyrics and just re-read them for the first time in many years and they are just too disturbing.
 
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Many, many, MANY years ago I have very distinct memories of a very fine lady all dressed in red doing an actual strip tease to "Red Sails in The Sunset". Made quite an impression.
and now that fine lady is shuffling along with a walker and boobs down to her ankles in the retirement home! and you were 21 greg?:devil:
 
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The all time worst song would have to be "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by Bloodhoung Gang. I was going to post the lyrics and just re-read them for the first time in many years and they're just too disturbing.
.............Just read the lyrics.......damn. Table dance by 2 live crew ranks up there also.
 

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I always liked "Cherry Pie"

....again during my misspent youth there was one girl we didn't really care for so everytime she got on stage well played the "William Tell Overture!"


[YOUTUBE][ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3vLQ7iCz94"]YouTube - Vadrum Meets William Tell (Drum Video)[/ame][/YOUTUBE]
 
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I will never forget a bachelor getting a lap dance from these gorgeous red-headed twins to Motley Crue's song, "She Goes Down".
 
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jeeezus....some of y'all musta went to some seedy t*tty bars.

"Hot for Teacher" from Van Halen...Epic

"Perfect Gentleman" from Wyclef Jean

"Legs" from ZZ Top

"Red Light Special" from TLC

"Sweet Dreams" cover from Marilyn Manson

"My Neck, My Back" from Khia

Now, an old friend of mine would ALWAYS get a table dance to "(I'd do) Anything for Love" from Meatloaf...the album version...he always got his money's worth, considering it is a 12 minute song....:devil:
 

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if you wanta go old school..... pour some sugar on me is a classic. but for now, almost anything by nickelback (they seem to just fit that bill) and one of my all time favorites, so hott by kid rock!
Can't beat the classics huh Bob :thumbsup:? And I have seen some amazing performances to Nickelback's Something in Your Mouth :grin:.

:thumbsup: Never paid much attention myself to the music.:stretchgr
Me neither, but it sure makes the ladies go boom, boom, boom.

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White Zombie has a few....Welcome to the Planet MF:

[YOUTUBE][ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gHMU-pDbU"]YouTube - White Zombie - Welcome To Planet M.F.[/ame][/YOUTUBE]
 
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