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A Nun, A Priest and The Golf Course.....

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In a Van down by the River.........
A nun and a priest are on a golfcourse, the priest goes to line up a shot and misses...he screams out "GOD DAMN MISSED THE SHOT"...the nun all upset over his language says to the priest, "If I hear you swear 1 more time, I will get on my hands and knees and pray to GOD"....the priest goes on to the next hole, lines up the shot and misses again, he screams out "GOD DAMN MISSED AGAIN".....the nun all upset gets on her hands and knees and prays to GOD.......suddenly the sky turns dark and all of a sudden a BOLT OF LIGHTNING appears and strikes the nun on the ground.......and a voice from the sky says "GOD DAMN MISSED AGAIN".........

Enjoy, Mitch:grinFU: :grinFU: :grinFU: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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