Ahh...Fatherhood

[danthebugman]

I'm sure fellow BOTL parents will appreciate this little bit of humor from tonight. So my wife is playing Trivial Pursuit on the Wii with her mom and sister while I am sitting on the couch looking through the BOTL forums and shopping for cigars. I hear her say "Hey, the baby needs a bath." "Ok" I reply, "give me just a minute". Before too long, the baby comes walking into the living room...naked...carrying his diaper in one hand. Then I hear him grunt and I look up in time to see him squat and take a dump on the floor . Ahh...fatherhood has it's moments. At least the floor is hardwood and will clean up easily. Before I can put the laptop down and shuttle him off to the tub, he stands up, puts his hands on his hips and hoses down the poo with urine . Then he laughs and runs into the kitchen as I chase him down before he could do anymore carnage. One of those little gems they don't tell you in parenting classes lol. He's lucky he's worth it...

Any other parents have similar harrowing stories of fun??

Dan

 

[Ed Monton]

At least he didn't shit in the tub. :drool:

 

[BGC]

Might of been better if he shit in the tub. That's funny though. My daughter left a floater in tub the once.

 

[danthebugman]

At least he didn't shit in the tub. :drool:

Nope, been there about three weeks ago :nodlaugh:.

Dan

 

[.jacob]

That's awesome.

 

[ndn384]

I dont have any kids yet so i guess thats why i found this soo funny.

A couple years ago I was baby sitting my little cousin who was too old to be wearing diapers but still wore them. And me and him were playing and he told me to hold and and ran to his room and grabbed a diaper and brought it to me. I asked him what it was for and he told me exact quote "I need to shit."

I was shocked and I started laughing. I told him that i wasn't going to change his diaper if he did it in his pants. SO i told him to go to the bathroom and use the toilet. He did and then he calls me over by saying, "Nick I need you to wipe my ass."

I started laughing again and told him he had to do it him self and he started crying and just sat there. About 5 minutes later he comes out all proud because that was the first time he did everything himself. His mom was so happy and he never wore a diaper again.

 

[Ed Monton]

Only have one left in diapers myself so these days are almost behind me.

 

[Hardcore]

I have one on the way. This made me laugh my ass off!

 

[darkman]

My younger brother, while being toilet trained by my aunt who was a tough SOB was sent to the toilet and told to sit on it until he had to go number 2. An hour went by and nothing, she made him sit there some more. After the second hour she went back in and he had climbed in the toilet and was taking a nap with his head on the seat.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Kids, you gotta love them!

Dan, it's just the beginning my friend, just the beginning.....

 

[Shmear]

Dan, that is the funniest story ever!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[stogies&hoagies]

Hahahahaha

 

[kockroach]

Dan, that is f'n hilarious. However, I think Jerome's story one-upped yours!

 

[L8A]

Very funny Dan. I have 4 and can relate.

 

[Chas]

Bloody Hell! Dan's story reminds me - one of the nippers left one under the pool table few weeks back - got to remember to let what'shername know about it - kinda unsightly whilst entertaining clients ~:0)

 

[mthhurley]

Dan,

Having a 6 and 4 year old, I can appreciate that story. An absolute classic!!

Last year, my 3 year old was sitting in the tub with the door open as I'm in the hallway and all of the sudden I hear him yelling in panic. I go running in... and yep...right out of Caddy Shack, there's candy bar floating in the tub. LOL

 

[edogg]

Great story...gotta love the kids

 

[Alwayslit]

Been there......lucky he didn't rub up against the wall or scoot on the floor. The wood floor saved you.