Another reason I like JR Cigars

[Clinton]

I assume Lew Rothman writes the blurbs in the catalogs and emails. They crack me up.

I learned this incredible money saving system from the computer department here at JR. Every year they show me how I can save a fortune by buying the newest piece of hardware or software that will eliminate all the paper and all the people that work here (except the computer people). Then, we hire "temporary" outside help to install the new stuff and they are kept on the payroll under a division called "permanent temporary staff". Over the last ten years we have saved so much money that we can no longer afford to save any more!

 

[dpricenator]

that's funny I was reading that earlier today. I'm comtimplating the weekly special too.

I remeber he wrote a description about bacarat cigars in a catalog once. He was talking about the sweetened tip and how it was just slightly sweetened and not soaked "in a bunch of sugary shit". I would love to meet the guy who is not scared to print the word SHIT in his catalog