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[tedski]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: opeyes:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must a quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

 

[cvm4]

:headroll: Those are good!

 

[TexaSmoke]

:rofl:

 

[ATCDub]

Those are pretty good Ted.

 

[Rich K]

Haha! The Muppet one is the best, but most of 'em are pretty funny.

 

[Rank_Tyro]

I pick doctors by the size of their hands. When I turned 32 I had to get a prostate exam in order to qualify for health insurance provided by the company.

The doctor I had to goto had hands big enough to palm a basketball. I felt violated........

:sadstare:

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Forgot to add, the appropriate remark made by the doctor that deflowered me was "Don't clench, don't clench, RELAX".

 

[jrohrer]

:rofl:

that's awesome...I like the last one!

 

[pigwithoutawig]

Good ones, last one is the best there...

 

[Terrasco]

Good ones, last one is the best there...

I have to agree.

 

[Electric Sheep]

My anoos is not looking forward to its first probing...

 

[CWS]

Funny stuff Ted.:laugh:

 

[djustice]

:rofl:

 

[tobby4]

those are great...

 

[jms2788]

I'm glad I'm young, I don't have to go through that for a few years.

 

[djs134]

:rofl:

 

[russel5150]

i remember going for my physical when i became a cop, the med student that was nervous was trying to make small talk with me.. lol

med student " so your a cop huh?"

me " yep, and i carry a gun"

med student " ill try to be gentle"

me " if i catch both hands on my shoulders you've had it"

lol

russel
SDMF