I have a letter that I am sending, to my landlord, and would like an attorney to proof read it for me. I know it's a last minute request, but if anyone has a few minutes in their day, I would appreciate a PM.
Attorney in CA?????
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BagfullofPings
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What did you do now? :scratchhe
Dear Mr. Landlord,
I'm sorry that the COPS film crews keep showing up at my home.
If I could just find a way to keep the police away, the film crew probably wouldn't follow them, right?
Hmmmmm...Any ideas on that?
Love,
~Dave
I'm sorry that the COPS film crews keep showing up at my home.
If I could just find a way to keep the police away, the film crew probably wouldn't follow them, right?
Hmmmmm...Any ideas on that?
Love,
~Dave
Dear Mr. Landlord
Well you see it was like this.
There was a box of Te Amo, a donkey and a very courageous young lady...
and to make a long story short I didn't know the donkey wasn't house broken.
Love, Dave
Well you see it was like this.
There was a box of Te Amo, a donkey and a very courageous young lady...
and to make a long story short I didn't know the donkey wasn't house broken.
Love, Dave
PS--I was also unaware that the donkey was equipped with a hidden camera.
Nice, I like it!
Dear Landlord,
I honestly had no idea that a meth lab could be so combustible...Wow.
At least the ringing in my ears finally drowns out that annoying whistling sound that comes from the still in my bathroom.
Love,
Dave
I honestly had no idea that a meth lab could be so combustible...Wow.
At least the ringing in my ears finally drowns out that annoying whistling sound that comes from the still in my bathroom.
Love,
Dave
Dear Landlord:
Due to the inconsistencies on getting repairs done on the aforementioned problems. I have decided to rent out the bathroom to the donkey. I have converted one of the bedrooms to a porn film crew. And the extra closet to a family of 12 illegal aliens.
D...P...
P.S. You now don't have to bother sending the landscape crew any longer.
Well we went to court today.
We got the eviction tossed out, but they did get a money judgement against us. We were prepared for that and have a plan to take care of that very quickly and painlessly. So while it could havebeen better, we are sooo glad to have it over. We got a new place, better landlords, huge yard (for Socal), tons of privacy. close to family, and WAYYYYYY nicer. We may even have to herf it up here one of these days.
To those who I spoke with regarding this, thanks for the advice. (though it was not legal advice)
We got the eviction tossed out, but they did get a money judgement against us. We were prepared for that and have a plan to take care of that very quickly and painlessly. So while it could havebeen better, we are sooo glad to have it over. We got a new place, better landlords, huge yard (for Socal), tons of privacy. close to family, and WAYYYYYY nicer. We may even have to herf it up here one of these days.
To those who I spoke with regarding this, thanks for the advice. (though it was not legal advice)
njstone
BoM January 2010
Dear Mr. Landlord:
I understand that in many countries it's common to have goats live with the family until it's time for them to become dinner, but my neighbors' goats cause our entire floor to smell quite foul. Not to mention that they bleat all night long and have, on more than one occasion, eaten the clean laundry I had drying on the line outside.
I also suspect that there are ... other things the family does with the goat. It makes me uncomfortable.
Sincerely,
Dave
I understand that in many countries it's common to have goats live with the family until it's time for them to become dinner, but my neighbors' goats cause our entire floor to smell quite foul. Not to mention that they bleat all night long and have, on more than one occasion, eaten the clean laundry I had drying on the line outside.
I also suspect that there are ... other things the family does with the goat. It makes me uncomfortable.
Sincerely,
Dave
Fixed it for ya! :wink: