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hdroadglide

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A Vancouver restaurant has come up with an interesting solution to the men-can’t-aim problem: Ban men from peeing standing up.

Recently, my wife and I had brunch at the Edible Canada bistro on Granville Island. When I went to use the facilities, I was surprised to see just one unisex bathroom with about six private stalls and a communal sink area.

Even more surprising, though, was the sign above the toilet, showing a stick man tinkling into a toilet with a line through it. Yes, Edible Canada has banned men from peeing standing up.

Back in my high-school days, I had a job at a fast-food restaurant, where one of my duties was cleaning the washrooms. I was often shocked at how much dirtier the men’s washrooms were than the women’s. And as a frequent user of men’s washrooms, I can attest that men are absolutely disgusting. Not only can’t some men aim, some don’t seem to bother to raise the seat before they go.

In Edible Canada’s case, where men and women have to share toilets, I can see why they’d be interested in reducing behaviours that might make things messy.

But, still, isn’t banning stand-up peeing a little extreme? Not to mention, as far as I can tell, completely unenforceable?

Being able to pee standing up is one of the perks of being a guy, perhaps even a rite of passage.

It wasn’t long after the Older Boy learned how to sit on the potty that he wanted to “pee standing up, like Daddy”.

I was curious where Edible Canada got the idea for such a policy — and what kind of feedback they’ve received. So I emailed them a few questions. So far, no answer.

If and when I get a response, I’ll post an update.

What do you think? Is it OK for a restaurant to ban stand-up peeing? Post a comment and let me know.
 

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My Co-worker's was telling me about his wife was confused about him standing to pee. Apparently the males in her family all sit to piss.
 
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My wife tries to make all males pee sitting down....I just go outside...I live in the woods who cares.

At a establishment....HAHAH unless they have meat seekers in the bath room...I don't see how this can be enforced...And so what, if you catch me peeing standing up what are you gonna do? Ban me? Go right ahead..I don't have to spend my money with your business....but also, I have class and do not piss all over the damn floor.
 

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I don't see how this is enforcible at all. They have a bathroom monitor, too? Also, sharing a multi-stall bathroom with ladies would be absolutely disgusting. Men are pigs and women have "lady stuff" to attend to while in there. It's private for a reason...
 
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Not in my book. Raise the seat and take aim, clean up after yourself, wash your hands and everything's good. Peeing sitting down suggests "training". Maintain your male dignity and remain considerate. In extreme cases just say NO MA'AM!
 

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Says this on that link:

UPDATE: While Edible Canada didn’t respond to my emailed questions, they have now spoken to Sun reporter Denise Ryan. The bistro says the stickers are a joke.
 

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Not in my book. Raise the seat and take aim, clean up after yourself, wash your hands and everything's good. Peeing sitting down suggests "training". Maintain your male dignity and remain considerate. In extreme cases just say NO MA'AM!
What he said!
I agree. Can't blame a lady for not wanting to sit or stand in someones piss.
Canada or here...qiut being a disgusting f-ing pig!
 
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