Easy. Feelin On Yo Booty. Plus you can play this and get away with it:
Finally, when that's done, you can haul it up to MI for Jobby Nooner and load it up with sluts and have an awesome party. The skanks really will appreciate the double entendre of your boat name.
I know this has nothing to do with either of your hobbies, but I'll be damned if it doesn't sound delightful.