BOTL Theme Song

[Happy Idiot]

Guys! We need a really cool '80s tv show opening credits theme song.

Something like:

(chorus)
Don't give us no static
Don't give us no grief
Cause we are the brothers
the brothers of the leaf

We can't afford cars
cause we buy lots o' gars
and we smoke em with each other
in garages and bars

(chorus)

Our girlfriends and wives
stay out of our lives
when we open our 'dors
and smoke sticks like whores

(Chorus)


Ok. that's a start. Let's work on it. Get int eh studio. lay down some tracks. No drugs or women when we record. Same as always.

 

[SailorAg]

This could be the national anthem for Republica BOTL.

 

[Happy Idiot]

Ok guys. Just talked to the suits and they said we have to remove "whore" from it. Dangit! I hate when the suits get involved.

 

[Bondo 440]

Our girlfriends and wives
stay out of our lives
when we open our 'dors
and recite with a roar ...

(chorus)

 

[Happy Idiot]

Yeah. Taht should make the suits happy plus recite with a roar leads into teh chorus which is exactly what we recite when we light up.

 

[Bondo 440]

Yeah. Taht should make the suits happy plus recite with a roar leads into teh chorus which is exactly what we recite when we light up.

yep.

 

[Bondo 440]

Mailboxes, etcetera,
are cause for dementia.
You can't try to censor
the bombs that we sent 'cha

(chorus)

 

[samb]

Can we have mustaches too?

 

[boltman]

Robustos and torpedoes
Churchills and Esplendidos
we smoke em all to the nubby
and we do it with a smile and a chubby.......

Chorus

 

[Bondo 440]

hey Boltz. Corporate just sent this down.

Well sit right there and I'll tell a tale ... a tale of a wine-a-dor.
That I picked up on a yard sale day, from a putz who lived next door.
The thing was an 18 bottle Hayer. The seal was quite secure !
But it did not run, and for fifty bucks ?... At twenty I said "sure"

At twenty bucks I said "suuuuure" .................


The RH started getting rough ! What had I saved in cost ????
It's gonna hit 80RH soon ! My cigars will be lost !!

My cigars will be lost !!......................

A ten pound bag ( Fresh Step, my friends ) and the RH rests a while !
With Undercrown !
Torano too !
The UZI stick , weighs a ton !
The CAO Cigar
And the rest
ARE HERE IN BONDO'S WINEADOR !

 

[boltman]

Classic. Of course I am of the age that remembers 1st runs of Gilligan's Island. So I was singing as I was reading.

 

[CVAC085]

I think @Bondo 440 hit the nail on the head. That's a great one so far! And I was singing along to it lol.

Classic. Of course I am of the age that remembers 1st runs of Gilligan's Island. So I was singing as I was reading.

I remember watching growing up as well. But I'm sure the 1st runs of it was way before my time. I could watch the re-runs over and over again. I should watch some before they take that show off

 

[boltman]

Mary Ann way babealishous