Busted my Physical yesterday

[ATCDub]

Well now that I've passed the ole' four-oh the federal guberment makes me get a physical every year and yesterday I had to get a look over and pee in a cup. BP 110 over 78, hearing great, all fingers and toes still attached, pee-ed in the cup w/out missing. Then came the eye chart. Everything checked out Okay except for near vision. I couldn't see $hit. So now I have to keep my cheaters on my person to work. Good thing I don't have to wear them because I can't see the scope with them on. And this entire last year I thought my arms were getting shorter. Oh well if that's the only thing I've got to complain about then I must be doing all right. I think I'll smoke an Esplendido to celebrate my early FOG syndrome.

 

[blessednxs65]

Tippin' my cap to you. Take the trusty cutter and torch to that fine puro on behalf of all of us 'mature gents'.

 

[no_substitute]

I just passed 40 too, but my downslope sounds a little steeper :bottle:

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

40 is just a dip in the road.......let us know how it goes when you hit 50.





Some very interesting tests then!!!!!

 

[Fidel]

Ah...
just wait a few years. I hit the big 5-0 in 2 months and I need glasses to light a stick:squinteye

...Some very interesting tests then!!!!!

Oh, you just HAD to bring that up:sarcastic

 

[tedski]

40 is just a dip in the road.......let us know how it goes when you hit 50.

Some very interesting tests then!!!!!

Yes indeed ... and that's the time you start looking for doctors with small hands. opeyes:

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: You guys are bad! Glasses can't be too bad!

 

[oneaday]

Yes indeed ... and that's the time you start looking for doctors with small hands. opeyes:

:rofl: You guys are bad! Glasses can't be too bad!

Ted nailed it, glasses are a day at the beach compared to the docs with large hands.opeyes: opeyes: opeyes:

 

[ATCDub]

40 is just a dip in the road.......let us know how it goes when you hit 50.

At least when that one comes around I'll be eligible to retire from one career and start on my next one.

And those other tests you speak of, been there, still doing that. Finger wave my ass. But for the camera going the wrong way on a one way street, I think I'd rather be out for that movie. Should get one of those in a year or two. So far it's just arthritis and eyeballs; getting older beats the hell out of the other option.

 

[oneaday]

So far it's just arthritis and eyeballs; getting older beats the hell out of the other option.

You got a point there.

 

[CWS]

40???? Your as young as you want to be. Glasses or not.

 

[jwintosh]

glad to hear you're a healthy old man (couldn't find the happyface with the cane)!! how was the esp??

 

[Headbanger]

Glad to hear your alive and well Dub. I turned 40 this year as well. I think this is when shit starts going bad and body parts some coming apart etc. By 50 I guess things settle back down a bit. But accepting these changes things bites the big one.

 

[jfsjazz]

Haha, won't be much longer now and you won't be able to trust your farts anymore!!!!!!!!

 

[cvm4]

Haha, won't be much longer now and you won't be able to trust your farts anymore!!!!!!!!

:rofl: I'm rolling over here! :hysterica

 

[dpricenator]

Haha, won't be much longer now and you won't be able to trust your farts anymore!!!!!!!!

HOly Sh!t that's funny:rofl: :rofl: :rolling: :rolling: :rofl: :rofl:


That is known as a "shart"