Christmas Bonus from Work

[indyrob]

So I work for Reebok, a big company...like GLOBAL big. I think it's worth 8 Billion dollars.

So our Christmas bonus was handed out today...

1 small sized backpack aprox. 8 1/2 x 6 x 2, like a lunchbag with straps.
Contents:
1 Pacers #2 pencil
1 NBA Luggage tag
1 NFL Glow in the dark Magnet
1 Tube of Reebok brand Chap Stick
1 $10 dollars off coupon to any Reebok Outlet Store (Min Purchase of $40 required)
1 Flexfit Reebok Hat

Last years Bonus:
1 flat 2" Christmas Ornament, brass in color

 

[David]

Man...your bonus is like 1000% better than last years!

 

[Jagstownville]

Man...your bonus is like 1000% better than last years!

LOL,, very true. Sad part is his bonus is 1001% better than mine!!! :bottle:

 

[Wasch_24]

Yeah, I got nada this year.

 

[Jagstownville]

Indyrob - Last years Bonus:
1 flat 2" Christmas Ornament, brass in color

Damn, your gift last year was still better than mine this year!

 

[caudio51]

Mine was monetary this year. This was reinstated in the company after a long time of not happening.

 

[The Searcher]

we all just get the bird and I don't mean a turkey!

 

[David]

I get no bonus either. Although they continue to give me a paycheck for 2 months of the summer when I'm not there.

 

[joshua]

Only been with the company 2 and a half months and I got a $500 check!

 

[caudio51]

Only been with the company 2 and a half months and I got a $500 check!

I wasn't supposed to get one either. Our companies must like us! :applause::applause:

 

[Jagstownville]

I wasn't supposed to get one either. Our companies must like us! :applause::applause:

:grinFU: :grinFU:

 

[indyrob]

I'm not really complaining...because it is a bonus, not an "expected". I thought it was funny enough to post!

 

[David]

You guys suck...I just dipped into my poker quarters so I can buy a soda tomorrow.

 

[cvm4]

I guess you're a valued employee :bouncetau

 

[indyrob]

You guys suck...I just dipped into my poker quarters so I can buy a soda tomorrow.

I tore the lining out of the bottom of my loveseat last week for a pack of smokes. I would've checked the couch, but the ol' lady beat me to it.:bouncetau

 

[Jagstownville]

I tore the lining out of the bottom of my loveseat last week for a pack of smokes. I would've checked the couch, but the ol' lady beat me to it.:bouncetau

:rofl:

 

[Black Dog]

I'm not really complaining...because it is a bonus, not an "expected". I thought it was funny enough to post!

Take heart. At the rate your bonus's are increasing, next year they might give you a sneaker.

No bonus for me either. I did get my quarterly profit sharing a month early though and that was nice.

 

[Halon]

As an intern, I don't even get paid for freaking holidays. Which is stupid, cause the whole damn place shuts down so I couldn't even work if I wanted to!

That magnet sounds pretty sweet, tho!:rofl:


TYLER

 

[tedski]

My company is not doing well this half (we get biannual bonuses) ... so basically I got 20% of my possible amount. After taxes this amounted to about a box of Esplendidos (glass top).

Hey IndyRob ... just think of all those thousands of Chinese workers that Reebok employs. That bonus basically doubled their yearly salary!

 

[Jwrussell]

No such thing as "Christmas Bonus" with this stingy-ass company.