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caudio51

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Time to break it out!!! Man I love this movie!

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
 

caudio51

BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
Rating - 96%
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"Hey, Griswald, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
–Bend over and I'll show you.
–You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswald!
–I wasn't talking to you." -
 
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