Benzopyrene
BoM June 08
I totally stole this from another thread on CS a few minutes ago, but thought you guys might get a kick out of it. Cheers!
Here are a few facts about how tough Chuck Norris is:
--When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
--Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
--There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
--Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
--Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
--Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
--Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
--Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
--There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
--When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
--Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
--Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
--Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
--Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
--Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
--Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
--Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
--Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
--A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
--When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
--Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
--Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
--Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.:stretchgr
Here are a few facts about how tough Chuck Norris is:
--When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
--Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
--There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
--Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
--Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
--Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
--Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
--Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
--There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
--When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
--Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
--Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
--Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
--Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
--Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
--Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
--Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
--Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
--A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
--When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
--Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
--Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
--Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.:stretchgr
