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Consoling a friend

dpricenator

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So a buddy of ours had met a girl, and quickly fell head over heels for her. Well he ends up seeing her out, eating dinner, with a girlfriend and two guys. They were supposed to be exclusive and not dating other people. So he walks up to them, figuring it was family visiting for Turkey weekend, and says hello. he said he was anything but confrontational and just wanted to introduce himself to the people his girlfriend were hanging out with. Well the other guy thought he was her girlfriend, and a small scene was made. Any how he's been super bummed out and not doig anything, his workis suffering, he looks like shit, doesn't want to do anything with the other single guys. So I call him to cheer him up, and tell him a story my Granddad told me when I was hurting from breaking up with a girl in high school. Here's the story.

Ther once was a small dog that lived at the rail depot. In his mind he ran that place. he knew where all the guys ate lunch so he could get scraps,he knew all the hidding places and how to escape ther dog catcher among the train cars. well one day he was playing a game with the train cars as they were coming in, something he did all the time. he would wait until the last second and dart across the tracks just barely infront of the train narrowly escaping harm. Well this day he darted just a little bit late and got the tip of his tail caught by the train. The train wheel cleanly clipped off the end of his tail. Surprised at the pain, he whipped his head around to see what had gotten him. when he spun around he ended up getting his head cleanly chopped off by the next wheel. :sadstare:

Moral of the story.....Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.:stretchgr

he laughed, and said he was almost over it anyway....sure you are wussy:lookaroun
 

bballbaby

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Nice work Dave!

Note to self: Don't call Dave when I'm feeling bummed about something.
 

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When my buddy(ies) have girl problems...i take'em to this strip joint...there is this one stripper, her name is Karl! She does a privete dance where she is butt-ass naked, she sits you on a chair and removes your shirt with her butt cheeks...just make sure you bring an extra shirt, cause you dont want to put that other one back on!
 

WhiteLightning

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When my buddy(ies) have girl problems...i take'em to this strip joint...there is this one stripper, her name is Karl! She does a privete dance where she is butt-ass naked, she sits you on a chair and removes your shirt with her butt cheeks...just make sure you bring an extra shirt, cause you dont want to put that other one back on!
:scratchhe

I'm not even going to ask.
 
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