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Greg

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...and Barbie-head Totem Poles.

One winter night, Dr. Melissa Barton was the attending physician in the emergency department of the Detroit Medical Center. Making her rounds, she picked up a chart for a new patient and read the woman's chief complaint: "eye in the vagina."

The patient told Barton she had been expecting a fight with some neighbors outside her house. Wearing only a sweatshirt and spandex pants, she needed somewhere to stow her prosthetic eye for safe-keeping.

"Those things are pretty expensive and hard to replace," Barton said. "So that's where it went, along with her driver's license."

Unfortunately, it got stuck.

Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.

"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said.


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289#.TulT6U9WY00
 
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When I saw this I thought it was about that song from Rocky by Survivor. You know, "Eye in the Vagina, it's the thrill of the fight. Risin' up to the challenge of our rival..."
 

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When I saw this I thought it was about that song from Rocky by Survivor. You know, "Eye in the Vagina, it's the thrill of the fight. Risin' up to the challenge of our rival..."
Excellent...now I've got that song stuck in my head.:music:
 
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She had time to rationalize where to put her eye and driver's license, why was that even included anyway, but didn't cool down enough to not go out and fight?

It would seem to me that right about the time you're putting your DL in an orifice like that there should be a lightbulb moment, "What am I doing here???"
 

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Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.
...Of all the neighborhoods... that part of town is akin to West Hollywood, Greenwich Village, and San Francisco's Castro District. I am surprised the Barbie Heads made the news, as I am sure they have had to fish funnier things out of that same body part.
 
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