florida news

[hdroadglide]

haven't posted any good florida news for a while. this gal apparently has some not so good friends....
New Port Richey, Florida -- An X-ray scan of a woman being processed into jail turned up a bottle hidden in an unusual place.

20-year-old Mishelle Salzgeber of Dade City was arrested for violating probation, and as she was booked into jail on Monday, a body scan revealed what appeared to be a pill bottle inside her vagina.

According to the incident report, Salzgeber said it was actually a small vodka bottle, which she removed during a strip search.

The bottle was empty, but Salzgeber allegedly told police it had been filled with someone else's urine, which she tried to use in order to pass a drug test at the probation office.

Unfortunately for Salzgeber, the urine that was in the vodka bottle had also failed the test, which led to her arrest.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/crime/article/246008/82/Woman-hides-urine-filled-bottle-vagina

 

[hdroadglide]

and one more...

A 46-year-old woman was arrested on Monday for allegedly stabbing a man during an argument over how "sick" she was of cooking for him.

Lisa Cherry, whose last known address was in Lake Worth, is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail without bond, according to jail records. She is facing aggravated battery charges.

According to the probable cause affidavit, a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy was approached in Lake Worth Sunday night by the 56-year-old victim who said he had been in an argument with Cherry about food.

The man said that Cherry started drinking beer and began throwing food out the door because she was sick of cooking for him, the affidavit said. The man said he threatened Cherry with cutting "her pony tail off if she didn't stop throwing things."

Cherry allegedly picked up a kitchen knife, cut the phone line of the home and then stabbed the man in the left hand, the man said. A witness repeated a similar story, the deputy said.

 

[Knickerbocker]

lol if you are going to get urine to pass a drug test, make sure it is clean first!!

 

[Gravity]

That's smart, try to pass a drug test with somebody elses urine, by storing it in a PILL bottle. Yea, that wouldn't "dirty" the sample at all, lol.

 

[Rupe]

Maybe she forgot to rinse the vodka bottle out first.Would't take much to contaminate the clean urine. in the immortal words of Ron White..."you can't fix stupid".

 

[BradMc]

O baby she is a good LOOKER to .....:frownno::barf: