I can relate to this:
Sales: "You want answers?"
Finance: " I think we are entitled to them!"
Sales: "You want answers?!"
Finance: "I want the truth!!!"
Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Finance? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury..... You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know:
That while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And my very existance, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drive REVENUE! You don't want to know the true because deep down in places you don't talk about in board meetings... you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call!!
You use words like value added sales, cost management, and transparancy. We use these words as the backbone of life spent negotiating deals. You use them as a punch line!!
I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your merry way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do!"
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"
That concludes my Salesman's humor of the day.
Sales: "You want answers?"
Finance: " I think we are entitled to them!"
Sales: "You want answers?!"
Finance: "I want the truth!!!"
Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Finance? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury..... You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know:
That while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And my very existance, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drive REVENUE! You don't want to know the true because deep down in places you don't talk about in board meetings... you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call!!
You use words like value added sales, cost management, and transparancy. We use these words as the backbone of life spent negotiating deals. You use them as a punch line!!
I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your merry way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do!"
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"
That concludes my Salesman's humor of the day.
