Fortune Cookie Thread

Romulus Cogswell · Feb 25, 2015

I received a fortune today that's quite the head scratcher.

Let's see what words of wisdom came with your Triple Delight....

ENV · Feb 25, 2015

I have a fortune cookie I saved for years that said

"It must be homegrown"

dharbolt · Feb 25, 2015

My two favorite I ever got were

"You are not illiterate" and
"Everyone agrees you are the greatest"

smokinbrew · Feb 25, 2015

got one two days before a middle east deployment that said "soon you will take a trip across the ocean" kept it in my wallet for years

SouthernerInSask · Feb 25, 2015

Run! the terminator cant be far behind!

cgraunke · Feb 25, 2015

Here's some more:
http://www.botl.org/index.php?threads/69121/

I still haven't resolved mine...

XYRNTX · Feb 25, 2015

worked at panda express for four years....all repeats...then "ask your mom"

EO80 · Feb 26, 2015

Confusious say only man with square ass can shit brick.
I know its not real but still my favorite.

jonesry09 · Feb 26, 2015

I got one from Chino Latino in Minneapolis that blew my mind. I wasn't sure whether to laugh my ass off or ask for a free meal hahaha

EO80 · Feb 26, 2015

jonesry09 said:
I got one from Chino Latino in Minneapolis that blew my mind. I wasn't sure whether to laugh my ass off or ask for a free meal hahaha

That is awesome!

ChefBoyRG54 · Feb 26, 2015

Just add "in bed" after all fortunes