fox and sheep are in the local pub. sheep's pretty down and is getting blasted. he tells fox, "you know, i think i'm gay!" fox asks, "why would you say that?" sheep proceeds to tell him that everytime he's with a girl, and it starts to get intimate, something goes wrong, and he's yet to get laid! fox tells him, "You're not gay, just unlucky. tell you what i'm going to do,,, i'll set you up with this gal i know. all you have to do is go to my pad about 7:00, and hop in bed with her. but, don't turn on the lights, because she gets embarrased pretty easily." sheep agrees. they have a few more drinks and sheep is absolutely hammered! fox leaves him at the pub, goes back to his place, inflates a life-size rubber doll and sticks her in the bed. Sheep is so wasted, that he won't realize that it's a doll....
the next morning, the two meet for coffee. sheep has a completely bewildered look about him. fox asks him, "so, how did it go last night?" sheep says, "well, i did exactly what you said,,, i went in and did not turn on the lights. i climbed in bed with her,,, i turned over and bit her tit. she cut a fart and flew out the fucking window." fox says, "you're gay."
the next morning, the two meet for coffee. sheep has a completely bewildered look about him. fox asks him, "so, how did it go last night?" sheep says, "well, i did exactly what you said,,, i went in and did not turn on the lights. i climbed in bed with her,,, i turned over and bit her tit. she cut a fart and flew out the fucking window." fox says, "you're gay."
