caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
Please excuse the editing, it's from an email and I didn't feel like cleaning it up.
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
> >
> >The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said
> >"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
> >bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
> >
> >The doctor considered this question for a minute and then began. "I
> >have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
> >misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
> >bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
> >his gun.
> >
> >As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting
> >at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
> >couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
> >cane,
> >aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and
> >Went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
> >fell over dead.
> >
> >Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
> >
> >The 90-year-old considered this question for a minute and then said,
> >"If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
> >that beaver."
> >
> >The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
> >
> >The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said
> >"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
> >bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
> >
> >The doctor considered this question for a minute and then began. "I
> >have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
> >misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
> >bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
> >his gun.
> >
> >As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting
> >at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
> >couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
> >cane,
> >aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and
> >Went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
> >fell over dead.
> >
> >Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
> >
> >The 90-year-old considered this question for a minute and then said,
> >"If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
> >that beaver."
> >
> >The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
