If it weren't so cold, I might consider moving to Norway. I had an exchange student at my high school from there and he said it was paradise. Now that I've seen their prisons, I'm thinking he may not have been BSing me!
Really? All I have to do is run afoul of human decency, commit a crime against society and of I am sent here I can live better and have access to better accouterments than perhaps the victim(s)?