Grilling while drunk...

[Admstf]

So I work until midnight....get home to find my wife and her cousin drinking ....her face is glowing red so I know she is drunk.....I notice she has the grill on cooking London broil and pork chops.... What a great idea she had...
I have been home for a half hour now and can't figure out why she has a hot pad under her arm this whole time...

 

[TravelingJ]

What the fuck are you trying to say?

 

[Admstf]

I hate auto correct..let me edit this

 

[Fitze55]

I see you edited your post but I still don't get it?

What the funk are you trying to say, am I too drunnk

 

[SDShark]

As long as the food is delicious... NOM!

 

[bandityo]

I think everyone is drunk... !

 

[Fitze55]

I'm now just kinda coming too and that still does not make sense?:disappoin

 

[Hoshneer]

Hahaha! I love these kinda posts.

 

[zama80]

So how was the London broil and pork chops?

 

[Knickerbocker]

100% sober and no idea.

 

[Fourtotheflush]

Hopefully it was tasty

 

[Admstf]

It was great...now I have good leftovers for work...

 

[Admstf]

I still have no idea why she had the hotpad under her arm

 

[Fitze55]

I like this thread.

 

[Mathen]

Do people grill sober? Who knew? I thought this was how grilling got done. (it is when I'm grilling at least)

 

[ciggy]

Hell....I'm impressed your wife knows how to even cook on a grill...let alone do it while drunk! Ha!

 

[heavyd]

Isn't that the perfect scenario? You come home from work at midnight and your wife is already drunk? Your timing could not be better, my man

...and you get to eat a grilled meal before the action starts? Priceless.

 

[Admstf]

Ohh yea...house is still standing and all...and ohh yes was a good nite overall...

 

[Clint]

So is "hotpad" the drunk term for an oven mitt?

 

[Admstf]

Yes...but the pad is just a square..no slot for your hand...