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The Honorable Diane Feinstein
Senate Office Building

Sacramento, California
August 1, 2006



Dear Senator Feinstein,


As a Californian and excellent customer of the

Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your

assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and

Naturalization Service in an effort to determine

the process for becoming an illegal alien

and they referred me to you.


My reasons for wishing to change my status

from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill

which was recently passed by your Senate,

in which you voted in favor of.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions are accurate,

as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for

five years, what I need to do to become a citizen

is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for just three

of the last five years.



I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious

to get this process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally

have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm excited

about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes

in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way

that I can apply to be illegal retroactively ?

This would yield an excellent result for me

and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004

and 2005.


Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be

that my daughter would receive preferential treatment

relative to her law school applications

and most likely get a scholarship to the University

and save me a fortune. Also, as you know healthcare

benefits are costly, my insurance alone costs me

over $500 per month and that's if no one even uses it.



As soon as my legal status changes, my hospital bills

will be sent to the taxpayer and this will save me

a lot of money as well.


If you would provide me with an outline of the process

to become an illegal citizen and copies of the necessary

forms, I would be most appreciative.



Thank you for your assistance in helping me

with this important transition.



Your Loyal Constituent,
Bryan Henderson
 
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Since Calif has had TWO women senators, common sense politics seems to be in a constant state of PMS.
 
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