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Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure


By myFOXDetroit.com Staff

ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good."

Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.

And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way.

"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."
 

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Not much else to do in Iowa



except run around naked in a corn field and get shucked.


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Nothing says I Love You like a steaming pile of cow manure. Or rather, 120,000 pounds of cow manure.
 
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I've been pondering whether it's pig or cow manure...there's ALOT of pig farmers there...one of their main "products" is manure...which is sold for fertilizing the crops, etc...I only know this because I have family there...they say it smells like "money" LOL
 
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