He can take that big ol dome of his, build his own private locker room at home. Then mount a big ass mirror so he can stare at himself all day long, cause Barry does love Barry.
I doubt there is a team that will pick him up unless his price tag drops a lot.
We can create a new team the roiders, put a bunch of people on it, and see how they stack up against the regular teams.
Of course the roiders would have to put an asterick near any World Series they win.