Hormones vs cigarfest swag

[JusBlaze]

So last night my insomnia having, hormone driven, 6 month pregnant wife was in our basement and just happened to stroll by my cigar corner (it's essentially a man cave in diapers) and decided she NEEDED to deface my recently acquired cigarfest poster. Granted I'm not super attached to it as I've never tried the brand, but really what does this prove?!?!......

 

[Hoshneer]

Lmfao! It can prove a lot of things it just depends on the situation.

 

[Craig Mac]

Proves you better not put up posters of other women again or next time she may do something even worse, lol

 

[bdc30]

insomnia having, hormone driven, 6 month pregnant wife

all I needed to read right there. Should know better than to put up a girly poster anywhere within 100 yards of any of that...lol

 

[irie]

you better sleep with one eye open for the next few months.

 

[mguti]

might wanna make you a pallet in the basement!

 

[Tennessee Dave]

You don't really have to be told what this proves do you? If Mama ain't happy you are not gonna be happy. I'd say right now she is happy and I would tend to just leave her be.

 

[Sirspanksalot]

She drew a pretty sweet mustache.

 

[JusBlaze]

Lmao exactly fellas! This is our third, you'd think I'd know by now!

 

[btort]

You're lucky it was just the poster and not your humidor she decided to attack.

 

[E.J.]

Proves when held akwardly close to the foot, cigars can spontaneously combust and create smoke from an unlit cigar.

 

[atllogix]

You're lucky it was just the poster and not your humidor she decided to attack.

Been there done that, I would've been more than happy had it been a swag poster. If I ever have another kid im packing me a 40ct travel humi to last me through the duration and relocating my stash to my pops place.

 

[IMABEAST]

I kinda like it....nice stache!

 

[xFreebirdx]

Be glad she didn't do it to you.

 

[ZippoGeek]

There's no way this could have ended well for that poster. No. Way.

 

[Lezanstar]

You don't really have to be told what this proves do you? If Mama ain't happy you are not gonna be happy. I'd say right now she is happy and I would tend to just leave her be.

Words of wisdom right here.

 

[Mossome]

I don't know...I think the unibrow makes her hotter.

 

[Smoqman]

Be glad your last name ain't "Bobbit". However, defacing a mans personal property is a serious offense and should be dealt with accordingly.
I say, draw a mustache on that picture of Oprah in/on one of her favorite "Women's" magazines and then draw a (circle/ line through it) on her most recent Pottery Barn catalogue - and finally, draw a mustache on a photo of one of your in laws and place it under her pillow. Ohh....and (while she's not looking) neatly arrange all canned goods in the cupboard with the labels facing forward, then ask her to watch a random chick flick with Julia Roberts...

 

[EO80]

It was not even that good of a picture to begin with.

 

[Smoqman]

Why does she have a fake ship wheel in front of her anyway?