How about a thread to cheer up Michigan?

[pharmgator]

****Warning: Non-PC comments contained on this post****

If you are offended by misogynistic jokes, then I would advise against reading this. I'll start.


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?



















Nothing - you already told her twice. Oldie but goodie.

 

[indyrob]

50,000 battered women in this world.....












And I've been eating mine plain all these years.

 

[derek]

Why are womens feet so much smaller then mens?















So then can get closer to the sink and stove!

 

[pharmgator]

Why did God give women legs?












So they wouldn't leave trail like snails do, of course.

 

[tripp]

:nono: :nono:

Play nice fellows

 

[cvm4]

May'be this should be in the NSFW room

 

[brainvictim]

Whats the difference between an oven and a Women?










The Oven does not scream when you stick a piece of meat into it.:smokingme :laugh:

 

[pharmgator]

May'be this should be in the NSFW room

I am at work right now. There are no pics here (yet), and it isn't that bad.

 

[ohpus]

Why are there so many battered women in the US??







Because they just don't understand what, shut the fluck up really means!!!!




P.S. Not my point of view

 

[pharmgator]

P.S. Not my point of view

That goes without saying - they are just jokes - and yours was pretty damn funny.

 

[indyrob]

I guess this is like when chicks get together and dog us guys out.

 

[Greg]

What is the difference between a washing machine and a woman?















The washing machine won't follow you around for a month after putting a load in it.

 

[joshua]

I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and shoved in the freezer

 

[caudio51]

Why don't women need a watch?

































There's a clock on the oven.

 

[MichiganM]

I appreciate the jokes fellas!

I think I'll stay single for a long time.....

 

[djs134]

I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and shoved in the freezer

My personal favorite:

I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey.

 

[caudio51]

My personal favorite:

I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey.

:rofl:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A woman buys milk, a newspaper and some eggs at a supermarket while in the line this man comes up and asks her
"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how this man knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
he starts to laugh and replies






























































[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"cos your ugly":hysterica:hysterica:hysterica:hysterica[/FONT]

 

[thebigo]

I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and shoved in the freezer

Reminds me of Fargo when he's shoving his partner into the wood chipper.