All I got to say is..........get a life! There are too many slackers! If you don't like your job, QUIT! Get another. Life is not that bad where you have to risk it just in order to skip out of work.
I don't really care for my job, but I do it. I have a nice house, a car that gets me where I want to go, put food on the table, and a few extra dollars to enjoy some fine smokes.
I can go on and on, but I let you brothers chime in.