I just wanted to say

[Senor Perfecto]

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[Monsterdg]

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[SFerrojr]

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

[CWS]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[indyrob]

Oh stewardess, I speak Jive

 

[GoingPostal]

Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit…

The cockpit…what is it?

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Oh stewardess, I speak Jive

Sorry, this needs to be seen to fully appreciate it...

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