lol, that would be pretty funny. In my experiences, though (and it may be because I'm only 20), people are not too kind when I try to explain to them about the fake habanos. My most recent experiences were when I was on my Europe cruise last year and some people got fake habanos. I didn't even accuse them of buying fake cubans, I just talked about how many cigars are fake and how to tell the differences, etc. It might just be the snobs on the cruise ship, but they all seemed to play the "I know how to get real cubans, but yours are fake" kinda shit. It was kinda annoying so I left the cigar spot and went to my balcony.
So in my opinion I think that everybody knows how many fakes there are, but they all think that they're getting the real deal. Many people take offense to the mere thought that their cigars aren't real, like I'm insulting their intelligence or something. So I normally don't even talk about habanos unless someone asks, and even then not so much.
Anyways, I'm glad Cozumel was fun! It's on my 'to visit' list.
TYLER