Reminds me of the Cheech and Chong skit where his dog ate his pot and he followed the dog around with a shovel and baggy for a week!
Chong: Hey, you want to get high, man?
Cheech: Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man?
Chong: I got a joint here I've been saving for a special occasion. Fire it up. I hope the drums
don't mess up your upholstery, man.
Cheech: I'm in a band, too, man. I'm a lead singer, man.
Chong: That's hip, man.
Cheech: We play everything from Santana to El Chicano, man.
Hey, I'm just a love machine
And I don't work
for nobody but you
I'm just a love machine
And I don't work
for nobody but you
Woman, my temperature rise
And then I go
for her thighs
And then I say...
(Singing In Spanish)
Cheech: Is that a joint, man? That there looks like a quarter pounder, man. There's a plane.
Chong: Hey, be careful with that shit, man.
Cheech: What, is it heavy stuff, man? Will it blow me away?
Chong: You better put your seat belt on, man. I'll tell you that much.
Cheech: I been smoking since I was born, man. I can smoke anything, man. I smoke that Michoacan, man, Acapulco Gold, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?
Chong: Tied stick?
Cheech: That stuff that's tied to a stick.
Chong: Oh, Thai stick.
Cheech: That didn't even do nothing to me. I could probably smoke this whole joint and still walk away, man. It wouldn't be no problem at all, man.
Chong: Toke. Toke it out, man.
(Mumbling)
Chong: Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it?
Cheech: Hey, man...
Chong: What?
Cheech: What? Oh! Hey, what's in this shit, man?
Chong: Mostly Maui-wowie, man.
Cheech: Yeah?
Chong: But it's got some Labrador in it.
Cheech: What's Labrador?
Chong: It's dog shit.
Cheech: What?
Chong: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little motherfucker ate it, man.
Cheech: Yeah?
Chong: I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind.
Cheech: You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?
Chong: Gets you high,don't it? I think it's even better than before, you know?
Cheech: I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Chong: Ah, man.
Cheech: That's some heavy shit, man.
Chong: Yeah.
Cheech: Hey, man... am I driving okay?
Chong: I think we're parked, man.
Cheech: Oh, shit. Goddamn, what was in that shit, man? I never had no dope like that in my life. I smoked a lot of shit before, man, but goddamn, man, that's heavy shit.