M3 For Sale...Best ad Ever

[dpricenator]

Be sure to read the description fully.:headroll:

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=p&car_id=244089879&dealer_id=62558733&car_year=2002&num_records=25&model=M3&systime=&make2=&start_year=2001&engine=&keywordsrep=&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&keywordsfyc=&certified=&fuel=&body_code=0&search_type=both&d

The ad has been removed, but it was pasted below.

 

[jakeemtrn]

Wait what is he selling?? The car or is it a personal ad?

 

[Tegu]

LOL, I think that is Brucie from GTA

 

[bballbaby]

good one.

 

[Jetexas]

Are you f-ing kidding me! What a tool....

 

[daniyal]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!

 

[jmatkins]

Oh well, I was going to buy the car.

 

[Jwrussell]

OH MY GOD! LMAO! :rofl:

 

[dpricenator]

Oh well, I was going to buy the car.

Right? If ii were looking for this car, his ad would have sent me lookiing elsewhere.

 

[jmatkins]

Right? If ii were looking for this car, his ad would have sent me lookiing elsewhere.

Well sorry I forgot to finish, since I have a wife and 2 kids I thought the car eats would go great in the back. Then if I get devorced I could pick up single chicks with kids.

:innocent:

 

[Hendy]

"Hey Hans, he sounds like a real Girly Man".

This car will "PUMP:clap: YOU UP"

:headroll::headroll::headroll:

 

[N2Advnture]

ROFLMAO!

The funny thing is my buddy was just talking TODAY about getting a 2002 M3!

Forwarding it now

~Mark

 

[N2Advnture]

Man, the seller JUST removed it!

I wanted to copy the ad!

Crap...

 

[surfish1961]

The ad got pulled. Dammit.

 

[cvm4]

Here's the ad:

2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18" wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax). This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp call me at 602-538-7421. Ask for The Pimp. I'll probably be working out so leave a message.

 

[surfish1961]

What a putz!!!!!

 

[texas_stang]

Jedi Pimp :rofl:

 

[Rich K]

Ohhh man that overweight computer programmer sure pulled one on someone!

 

[dpricenator]

Here's the ad:

Nice, thanks.

 

[Volusianator]

Jedi Pimp...now that's funny as hell!