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tripp

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O.K. guys here is my Christmas gift to you guys.
A very special edition of This Week On B.O.T.L.
One thread in particular just made me laugh several times.
Some stuff was funny in it's own way and some was more funny when taken out of context.



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I agree. We all can find our own hardcore porn. I like that off center stuff that you don't come across all the time.

I may be able to get in a cup of coffee before the madness begins
I think I'll curl up in the fetal position right now
Yes, yes, yes! I like it!
Joshua can probably hook you horney old guys up with that
Are nekkid women considered hard core porn? I like nekkid women
I consider penetration hardcore. Although I am sure there is a lot of harcore stuff that doesn't involve penetrating
someone that is just as hardcore.

If we get the forum open we can mold it into a nice warm cozy place.
Isn't hardcore when you are banging their head against the headboard?
I saw one once where a guy was doing a girl from behind and dunking her head in the toilet
They call that the Tidy Bowl Position! Look it up. Position #23.
Awesome except when you use the blue stuff in your toilet and then it looks like you banging an alien or dead chick.

Isn't that where it is supposed to go
can I atleast get credit for my work
of course it's gonna get places you don't want it to go
Just wash your hair and STFU
I'll let you stick that in any orafice I have, all 30 of you guys, but just don't shoot it in my hair.
I mean I have my dignity!!
i'd reply, but too tired.. Happy drinking...untill next time!!!!!!
Man, I always feel like I am missing out on something
Beer does the trick for me though.
I like it all by itself
All of those girls would kick my ass
There's nothing like the suspense of a breast popping out
do you have one or need any ideas

My wife bought vegetable oil instead of peanut oil. Will this be a problem??
leave him in the cello ,i dont want to see him nude
I bought my wife a pair of red panties last week for $34...
they contained less material than the 59 cent hanky that I spew snot in to.
Damn near 3 of them a week show up at our place
Dude, you need to stock up during the semi-annual sales, that bra would have been $4.

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tobby4

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Actually I dont think I am in that one....



I will let you old guys have a turn in there every once in a while...
 

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I was drunk for 2 days straight and never posted on the sex thread.....

to busy doing it to talk about it...:headroll: :headroll: :headroll:
 

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john tripp said:
This just in from the Tubaman...



"Can anyone tell me how to resize this so it isn't so freakin big?"

I had to add this one.
LMAO! :santa2:
 

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john tripp said:
This just in from the Tubaman...



"Can anyone tell me how to resize this so it isn't so freakin big?"

I had to add this one.
There's NOTHING small about me!!!!!!:skew: :skew: :skew:
(Just don't ask Mrs. Tuba!!!)
 
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