WhiteWolfIndulgence
Prince Sascha
I went out yesterday to light up (Cabaiguan guapo for those keeping score) and walked down the block into the sunlight. I had been in bed all day due to heart trouble the previous night but figured, a cigar wouldn't be a bad idea. It usually isn't.
When I returned to the steps of my building my neighbor was out. We started talking, I continued smoking After a few moments some crazy homeless chick pushes a shopping cart passed us. She drops something, papers or some shit and picks them up, mumbles something to us and we ignore her.
Ten minutes later, she reappears, hurriedly going the other direction. I smell smoke. I turn my head and see a thick cloud of smoke from between this building and the next one.
I rush in, see a huge fire burning near the wooden fence. Neighbor number two shows up, pulls the blanket and debris back while neighbor number one gets the fire extinguisher.
Long story short, my GF took off after crazy pyro chick and neighbor number two called the cops. Both cornered crazy pyro chick and the police haule her away as she was starting fire number two on a car VERY near a senior retirement home.
How do you ask did my cigar save the day? IF I hadn't gone out to smoke a cigar, my neighbor (number one) may have not stayed out so long talking to me and neighbor number 2 might have obliviously gone inside after he returned from his shop. So it stands to reason the people of this building owe me a hell yeah.
S
When I returned to the steps of my building my neighbor was out. We started talking, I continued smoking After a few moments some crazy homeless chick pushes a shopping cart passed us. She drops something, papers or some shit and picks them up, mumbles something to us and we ignore her.
Ten minutes later, she reappears, hurriedly going the other direction. I smell smoke. I turn my head and see a thick cloud of smoke from between this building and the next one.
I rush in, see a huge fire burning near the wooden fence. Neighbor number two shows up, pulls the blanket and debris back while neighbor number one gets the fire extinguisher.
Long story short, my GF took off after crazy pyro chick and neighbor number two called the cops. Both cornered crazy pyro chick and the police haule her away as she was starting fire number two on a car VERY near a senior retirement home.
How do you ask did my cigar save the day? IF I hadn't gone out to smoke a cigar, my neighbor (number one) may have not stayed out so long talking to me and neighbor number 2 might have obliviously gone inside after he returned from his shop. So it stands to reason the people of this building owe me a hell yeah.
S
