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My conversation with a client yesterday

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Me- So will you be busy at work tomorrow because of the game?

Her- No, we're not really a football bar...just a bunch of drunk hillbillies.

Me- So they're all Packers fans?

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child custody hearing, and the judge finally asks the child, "would you like to live with your father?"

"no, my daddy beats me!"

"well, how about your mother?"

"no, she beats me worse!!"

"then who would you like to be your guardian?"

"the bengals, they don't beat anyone."



go team. o)
 
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A teacher tells her class that she loves the BEARS. The class agrees with her except one little girl. When asked who she likes, the girl said the Packers. The teacher asked why and the girl said "because my mommy and daddy are fans".

The teacher replies "that's no reason to like them, what if your dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron... then what would you be?"

The little girl replied back, "a Bears fan"
 
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