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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
 
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My own conclusion is that life eventually leads to death.:pokemyeye I am still looking for sponsors to help me fund further my research. Please send me your contributions via email.:rofl:
 
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I have already come to the understanding that I will be one of the first to live longer, I have figured out my age of death to be aprox. 125.

Place of death: a McDonald's parking lot at 5:00am in in the morning while sweeping up cigarette butt's in the parking lot so I can afford to pay my bills and put food on the table...
 
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